笑話精選『固定工作』

『阿婆坐捷運』

阿婆第一次搭捷運，當時捷運的門快關時，只見阿婆快速的衝出來，

那一位老阿婆突然說了一句：「後~夭壽喔！我就知道，人那麼多一定會超載！」。

﹝捷運關門時，都會嗶、嗶、嗶﹞

『忍無可忍』

懼內的老王終於忍無可忍，決定給妻子來個下馬威，免得妻子老是瞧不起他。

老王下班回到家，一邊用腳踢開大門，一邊大喊道：「黃臉婆，老公回來了，還在裡面磨菇什麼，快把拖鞋拿來，準備開飯啦！我還要出去和朋友喝幾杯呢 等一下把我那套藏青色西裝準備好，還有妳該知道伺候我換衣服的人是誰了吧？！」

「當然知道！」妻子咬牙切齒地說：「葬儀社的人。」

『固定工作』

讀幼稚園的小芳很可愛，常常被班上的小男生追求。

有一天放學回家後，小芳很興奮的跟媽媽說：「媽媽！小華今天向我求婚，要我嫁給他耶！」

媽媽漫不經心的說：「他有固定的工作嗎？」

小芳想了想，然後說：「有阿，他是我們班上負責擦黑板的呦！」

Can't Fight The Moonlight

Can't Fight The Moonlight (女郎俱樂部 主題曲)

歌詞：

Under a lover's sky
Gonna be with you
And no-one's gonna be around
If you think that you won't fall
Well just wait until, 'til the sun goes down
Underneath the starlight, starlight
There's a magical feeling so right
It will steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss
But you know, but you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
Don't you know, don't you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight
No, you can't fight it
It's gonna get to your heart

There's no escape from love
Once the gentle breeze weaves it's spell upon your heart
No matter what you think
It won't be too long 'til you're in my ams
Underneath the starlight, starlight
We'll be lost in a rhythm, so right
Feel it steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss
But you know, but you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender you heart
Don't you know, don't you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight
No, you can't fight it
No matter what you do
The night is gonna get to ou

Can't fight it, don't try it
You're never gonna win

Coz underneath the starlight, starlight
There's a magical feeling, so right
It will steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss
But you know, but you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender you heart
Don't you know, don't you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight
No, you can't fight it

It's gonna get to your heart